Saturday 21 May 2016

Altruism or AMMAtruism ?

A humongous heart chilling spine warming welcome to every distinguished soul with a cloak of skin and a familiar character that they play in the movie called life.A very big Hi to all those who don't play a familiar character to the audience ,but stand out as the weird ones,but hey you guys are the real deal ,and you can be distinguished in many ways say, opportunists ,realists etc. and kudos to you guys that the world seems a bit lively and not fake.Thank you so much for pushing through my mandatory greetings i shall reward you guys with a joke at the end !

Okay, so recently a lot of things have changed ,and i know that i'm writing up after a few millenniums ,and that doesn't mean i haven't been paying attention to what is changing ,also doesn't mean that i was in a coma so i couldn't type.Please don't close the tab or window now and walk away i'll get to the content shortly , my sincere apologies.

So in my previous posts if you've read I'd have introduced you guys to the main topic or at least given you the hang of it by now ,but  this time the issue is a bit more sensitive than before ,And you guys can calm down because i'm not a reporter who's gonna address you with hours of useless crap from what happened in the last six months.Alright moving on ,My country was recently pregnant with a few state elections ,and one state ,my state,Tamil Nadu was bubbling with energy in comparison with the rest.

As many would be familiar with the history of the state's prominent parties and who held office in the past decades,i'm still obliged to give a brief introduction of who's the who in the state.Tamil Nadu,one of the most promising,powerful and flourishing states of the country which is rich in culture secularism and unity has been ruled by two major parties for the past few decades,ADMK and DMK,who's founders were the pillars of the word altruism,however when there's a yin there exists a yang ,after the death of these guys power moved to the forthcoming generation ,one led by an actress who addresses herself as the mother of everything she sees and the other a script writer who knows his way around the dravidian language calls himself a poet of sorts.These two have been exchanging their positions as the chief minister every alternate election and have been the epitome of corruption ever since.The lady with her besties family as the next generation to rule the state and the man with two wives and his entire family having a pivotal role to play in every department that influences the people ,media as well as the film industry.

Okay so this is old news ,what's new about this crap?

My city was struck by a massive natural calamity during December ,2015 and suffered a huge loss of human life and property.It was the city's youth that held it together and brought the city back to life ,and everyone literally took an oath to bring about change in the forthcoming elections as the existing government didn't provide any supplies or anything but just stickers with their god mothers picture on it,given that she was jailed the same year and the deputy CM had taken charge who happens to be one of her pink ponies ,he becomes her red carpet when she walks,which is not just him but almost everyone in her party.black magic or sorcery who gives a fuck , okay so she boarded a chopper ,went around enjoying the city's destruction from an aerial view, stashed the relief fund for her bff's son to purchase a massive property and start his life and watched the city writhing in pain.

The citizens who demanded change and joined hands raised hope in the state,everyone waited eagerly for the election results,numerous freebies,offers and blinding money was scattered over the period of campaigning ,there was noise pollution all over the city ,the holy mother dictating her duties as the chief minister as her accomplishments over the radio and the phone.But hey we guys are unpredictable yeah? like i said to all those who play a familiar character in the role of life went ahead and voted to one of those corrupt major parties ,you guys deserve the biggest scorching hot iron rod up your butts,and to those who stand out and sat at home instead of actually casting a vote and being a responsible citizen, you guys are no saints , you deserve multiple rods up your asses. 

Then there they are with the questions,if both are villains ,then who's the hero?

The one's who have an educated background and had the balls to go up against the major parties without the mentality of corruption but just the attitude of serving the people and those gentlemen and women who casted their vote for a difference ,they are the ones who can sustain the development of the state . Now coming to the latest update,12th grade results are out,and there's everyone out there on social media writing about pros and cons of engineering ,arts and medicine.And a few mahatma's sharing their wisdom asking students to calm down and this is just the beginning of life and those people who still think the relatives and sharma ji ka beta jokes are funny,way to go guys ! irresponsibility at its peak.

You guys who are out of school,you guys have every reason to panic,you have your whole life ahead of you but what is it that's gonna make you who you are and place you in a valuable society ? 
not your degree,not your job,not your salary or how many kids you have or how hot your wife or husband is,it's your fucking government that decides where your state stands among all the other states in the country and how well established it is.

It is the governments efficiency and development that drives your society to glory ,so the next generation needs to think on its feet , and the students of Tamil Nadu need to figure out a way to make sure that this extension of office received by the godmother has to be used in such a way that you guys could join hands with the rest and push through the negatives to bring about a change that would matter and drive the society and the state to light away from the darkness.

The students who are studying political sciences,sociology and other courses that could help in reforming the society join hands,bring the best out of you all,make every student matter,it is us who can bring about the change that is required ,not the government or the employees who cant even spell the god damn word.The existing engineers ,instead of buying away projects during your final years,expose your talents and if your staff says no gather support and fight for what is right,else you'd be just another graduate who means nothing,no one's life is supposed to be meaningless.

Okay alright so mandatory conclusion,our state is fucked for the next five years and congrats to those eunuchs who shipped money to win and too bad the old man can't die in power as he always wished for,and i honestly feel bad for the dumbfuck who actually thought he had a shot if he stood alone with the support of one baldie who thinks he's petyr baelish(Game of thrones reference) a.k.a a mastermind and the other who calls himself a cheetah but is a pussy with a leash. Congratulations to all those who stood up for what was right and tried their best competing with the giants , i honestly look up to you guys.Once again Thank you so much for reading what i've got to offer ,for taking that pain to actually read this random indian engineers post.Means a lot more than biriyani. 

The internet is an amazing place ,you need help you can call for help,there is always that one engineer who will stand up for what is right.
I can proudly lift my collar up and say i am one of them,can you?


oh crap i promised you a joke 
here it goes
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Until next time ! cheers.